Excuses

Man...I feel like such a slacker.  I haven't posted anything since Nov. 17.  I didn't realize it has been that long.  I guess I can throw out some excuses why I haven't posted that may or may not be true.  I think I will let you decide which to believe.

  • I've started a secret blog that I post to on a regular basis...
  • I've been swamped with fan mail...
  • I had to participate in a great and wonderful holiday...
  • I was the unfortunate victim of a plumbing disaster this past weekend...
  • I've been on tour with the Rolling Stones as their backup guitarist...
  • I got lost on the internet and just now found my way back to Blogger...
  • My No-Shave-November beard took control of my body and carried out it's own agenda...
  • A pack of wild beavers stole our laptop and held it hostage until I shaved...
  • I've been swamped at work because of the wonderful consumerism of the "holiday season"...
  • Lately I've been reading a whole lot more than I thought I could...
  • Time has been flying by and I'm not sure how to slow it down...
  • I've been out shopping for all of your Christmas gifts...

2 comments:

  1. Bahahahahahahahah! I love it. So when does the cash come in from your tour? And where are my presents?

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  2. It is totally because you are out buying me Christmas presents! If you figure out how to slow down time please hook me up!

    Awesome post!

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