Excuses

Man...I feel like such a slacker.  I haven't posted anything since Nov. 17.  I didn't realize it has been that long.  I guess I can throw out some excuses why I haven't posted that may or may not be true.  I think I will let you decide which to believe.

• I've started a secret blog that I post to on a regular basis...
• I've been swamped with fan mail...
• I had to participate in a great and wonderful holiday...
• I was the unfortunate victim of a plumbing disaster this past weekend...
• I've been on tour with the Rolling Stones as their backup guitarist...
• I got lost on the internet and just now found my way back to Blogger...
• My No-Shave-November beard took control of my body and carried out it's own agenda...
• A pack of wild beavers stole our laptop and held it hostage until I shaved...
• I've been swamped at work because of the wonderful consumerism of the "holiday season"...
• Lately I've been reading a whole lot more than I thought I could...
• Time has been flying by and I'm not sure how to slow it down...
• I've been out shopping for all of your Christmas gifts...